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Saturday October 25th - “HEAVY HALLOWEEN” PARTY AT CROSSFIT VANCOUVER

image IT IS GOING TO BE HEAVY BEST BAND IN THE CITY (SHAZAM AND AFTER AURORA), JAILBIRD PAMMER CAMEO, PUP AND BULL BEHIND THE BAR PIG PEN: MASTER OF CEREMONIES, POPEYE MALE GIGALO SACK'S NIGHT TO GET LAID OPEN BAR, HAPPY TREATS (shhush), EVERYONE BRING A RESERVE SUPPLY FOR LATE NIGHT STARTS AT 10 ENDS AT 5AM (it just gets fucking stupid after that) If you are reading this, chances are you are among the best people we have met in Vancouver. The people who can make CrossFit a part of their lives, endure all of its hardships, keep their head on straight, keep their integrity entact and come back for more........ are some cool fucking people. If you have been able to do this.....it is time to drink, dance and celebrate with people like yourselves. I know we have said this before...and I have heard the complaints about having to say this...but I have been throwing parties since I was 15 (my parents were the type who let us party at the house and felt it was a wise choice to keep it at home instead of under a bridge) and If any of you have ever attended any of our parties.....you know that it is safe to let go and be yourself with no bullshit This is why: Being an open "Tribe" we encourage you to bring as many friends as you want. I know you all have many good people you call friends, I have met them....we have the facility to throw a great party so bring them with you...........with 3 conditions. 1) This is not some sissy "fitness" party....bring all the party "favors" you want.....just be able to handle and be responsible for what ever you ingest. 2) This is not a marketing party to solicit business....there will be no talk of "signing" up your friends.....if they want to join the tribe, they can e-mail us on Monday 3) Be accountable for the friends you bring: Bring the good people.....the people who are generally happy, well adjusted and fun to be around. Leave the dudes with small man syndrome, little dick disease, juice monkeys and women haters at HOME. For you gals........do NOT invite the ladies who are a) Dying for a boyfriend b) Daddy's girls who have not earned anything in their lives c) Chicks who think "he must be hitting on me if he is talking to me" I love everyone.......and there is hope for everyone.......but these people can quickly ruin any party.....and we are responsible for the aftermath. 3) You must dress up in a costume.....your ass will be thrown out if you show up in jeans DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE. LEAVE YOUR CARS AT HOME. WE HAVE VIP CAB ACCESS.
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